cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/30929347
found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006
Photo of the expectant couple and their doctor:
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2025
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For those who don't get it: That's promo for the Schwarzenegger + DeVito movie Junior (1994). Schwarzenegger and DeVito play scientists who have developed a new drug. A little self-experimentation has Schwarzenegger pregnant.
Social media critters would so explode today.
Same guy that made twins made this. seems to have a thing for schwartzenneger
And Devito
I honestly forgot it was DeVito in the poster. He just looks... wrong, with short hair. I'm so used to the Always Sunny/Penguin long hair DeVito.
I don’t see what the big deal is. Everyone knows you poop the baby out of your dick.
You're joking, but you wouldn't be if you were a Hyena...
Evidence No. 8523 why you shouldn't trust ChatGPT blindly.
ChatGPT chats have the blurb on the bottom that says "ChatGPT can make mistakes. Check important info."
I like CharacterAI's because it seems more honest to most LLM interaction. It says "This is an AI chatbot and not a real person. Treat everything it says as fiction. What is said should not be relied on as fact or advice"
And you thought bladder stones were bad.
I'm having a c-section, cause ain't no way that's coming out of my pp.
Unfortunately hyenas don’t have that option
"Based on this make a diagram of the birth process please."
We don't want to see that. Thank you.
Yeah we do, let's go! Women have to deal with it, what're you squirmish *checks notes* my non-velociraptor friend?
I'm just not really sure we want to see a scene that might leave the famous alien "birth" of the first movie as something mild. That's all.
I'm moderately sure human rectums aren't made to give birth.
You apparently haven't watched some of the videos I have
And I can probably say I'm glad I haven't.
I would be less concerned if that rectum actually were a rectum, those are actually built to stretch, even if not that far.
Now I want to see it even more.
The backdoor birth isn’t the worst, the front one is truly nightmarish. Sounding, but far more extreme.
Speak for yourself
Where is Saddam Hussein located?
This is the woke endgame!1
Kinda yeah lol. I am certain some people with dicks would want to be pregnant if medical advances allowed it.
I'm with the Judean People Front on this one (Or was it the People Front of Judea?), in that everyone has the right to be pregnant, even if their biology does not allow it.
Another easy win for the woke agenda. Mpreg for the masses!
Or... Trans affirming GPT?
Woke?
I wonder if this is somewhat close to what a pregnant hyena cross section would look like
Why the fuck am I seeing this like 3rd time this week on lemmy?
Cause Lemmy users get a hard-on when they can hate on AI
tbf from my perspective currently it looks like there is only one mildly AI negative comment, and the rest are joking about absurd anatomy.