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    Let's be honest, there is no such thing as an old, fat femboy. There's a specific unfortunate ED component to femboys.

    [–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

    But I like dem titties. How I get dem titties if I'm a femboy.

    [–] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Some girls like twinks/femboys.

    Or youncould start taking estrogen and stuff till you have some

    [–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

    Sometimes I wish. In the end it's neckbeard all the way up.

    [–] glowie@h4x0r.host 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
    [–] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

    I've been using Arch Linux for years. I'm gay but not a femboy. Explain

    [–] glowie@h4x0r.host 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

    Ah one of the more resistant ones I see. In that case you need to try black arch.

    [–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

    I'm only sometimes a femboy, and I use Debian.

    [–] mlg@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

    ~~Linux~~ Arch Users

    FTFY

    [–] willya@lemmyf.uk 1 points 2 years ago

    Wasn’t made aware of this phenomena until coming to Lemmy and browsing all.

    [–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

    Also you can be a femboy and be straight.

    [–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

    Lunacy!! What will be next, gay men who dont dress flamboyantly? /s

    [–] menemen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Maybe for you youngsters. We old farts only get to grow a beard and get fat.

    [–] oatscoop@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

    I feel like a lot of young linux users aren't getting the talk and it makes me sad. Nobody ever sat them down with a copy of The Very Hungry Caterpillar and explained the life cycle of an IT professional.

    They never learn the natural cycle of things: that at a certain age a lot of IT professionals undergo metamorphosis and transform into beautiful, sock-and-sandal wearing greybeards.

    [–] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

    Nah it's more-so that the conditions have changed making femboy IT guys less likely to die or be pushed out of the environment and therefore increasing biodiversity which is a net positive for the species as a whole as it indicates good health

    [–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

    Yup. Exactly what happened to me. Guess I could still shave my legs and where thigh-highs πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

    [–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

    Seriously make yourself at home in your body. You’re the one living there.

    [–] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

    That's due to oppression by the State and society that doesn't want to allow our respected graybeards to become the femboy they deserve to be. We nust destroy this oppressive system for the freedom of the greybeards, the gamers, the Gentoo users and all other oppressed peoples ✊🏻

    [–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    There are exactly two kinds of folks in IT, soon to be or fully out anime queer folks and furries, and 60 something industry gurus who all always wear polo shirts and live in an upper middle class house despite apparently being rich as sin, also they are so hard for home security measures their backup security footage server in Montana has its own backup in a bugout bunker in New Zealand.

    I was neither so I ended up being a number cruncher for a solar company instead.

    [–] bier@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

    This is just the lastest thing, it used to be the old IT guys and the ones with a beard, long hair and a metal shirt.

    [–] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

    When a linux user is born, a random path is chosen. They will either become a hot femboy, a bald polo shirt guy or a domestic terrorist.

    So anyway there's a feee blahaj over there.

    [–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

    And the 35 or so odd well adjusted linux folks around that find anime, fishnets, thinkpads, (and all associated memes) to be annoying AF. Esp anime / manga / uwu /waifu / and everything in that microcosm of artistic styling if I'm being honest.

    I just like the software composability discussion in plain English, man, not the side of fries.

    Edit: And anyone who disagrees uses stock Ubuntu unity and unironically thinks it's both beautiful and just as good as any other distro :P

    [–] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

    Friendly reminder about the name of this community. None of this should be taken as anything but a joke.

    [–] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

    Maybe it's just copium cause his unix socks aren't as soft as the ones of the Arch femboy next door. (/s)

    [–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

    It's because we want all the dress and trappings but still want to keep our packages. Logical conclusion honestly /s

    [–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

    Because the closest a Linux user could ever come to touching a female or anything feminine is becoming a femboy.

    [–] victorz@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (17 children)

    What the fuck is this meme, honestly? What's with all the femboy stuff? There's so many ordinary people using Linux. I don't get it. And there seems to be something against Arch Linux users in particular? I use Arch and have a wife and two kids. Am I not normal? Should I become a femboy, fellas?

    [–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

    Really the anime and chicks with dicks on this website. It’s enough to make one explode with sexual desire for a boy toy.

    [–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
    [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

    Because I don't want to. And I don't want to be made like I want to, nor should.

    [–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

    Do you like genuinely think people are trying to turn you into a femboy? No one is doing that, it is just a joke. Be whatever you want, that's kind of the point.

    [–] CAVOK@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

    Very weird. Started with Slackware back in 97 or so. Still not a femboy and no desire to be one.

    Maybe if I switched to arch?

    [–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

    Was enough for me to move to Manjaro, an Arch derivative, to become a femboy

    [–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
    [–] kurumin@linux.community 1 points 2 years ago

    His dick fell off.

    [–] Huschke@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

    So what you are saying is that you are still in the middle of the picture. Got it.

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