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[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I literally drive 80km yesterday to turn off and on a fiber converter that the client assured me he had already turned off and on.

[–] hdsrob@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Had a tech drive an hour and half to a site where the onsite staff couldn't get a server to boot last week.

Somewhere between scheduling and actually driving down (half a day later), someone came to work that understood how the power button works, but didn't bother to let anyone know that it was already booted back up and working.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] 30p87@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Easy needless death risk by car.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Win/win. You can bill for travel time and expenses. And if you die on the way you got off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride!

[–] way_of_UwU@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

I once drove 6 hours (3 to get there and 3 to get back) to turn a printer off and then on again for a customer who refused to touch it at all.

I even told him I'd charge him the emergency rate and for a minimum of 8 hours. He was undeterred. It was easy money, but that day trip SUCKED.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Wow, lifetime support.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 16 points 3 days ago

This is not a new concept in medicine. They have a defibrillator for that

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 7 points 3 days ago

Just do it really quickly!