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[โ€“] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's when the cult leader chops off yours

Jokes on you, mine is too small to be able to do that ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

jokes on cult leader, i'm wearing 17 falsies that will all flop to the floor when they try to go for my dicks

[โ€“] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

but it was a torture cult to a torture god and so the leader already had his dick slicing knife set aside (they also do circumcisions by request)

[โ€“] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

if that's the case I'm about to destroy this mans dick

deglove

[โ€“] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Time to jump into a vat of acid.

OMG dude...

GRAB HIS DICK AND CHOP IT!

CHOP HIS DICK!

The ol' dick chop!

[โ€“] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

Heaven's gate, is that you? Let me get my Nikes

[โ€“] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Really? That's it? That's kinda weak sauce TBH." - Follower of Zon-Kuthon, probably.