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Star Wars Memes

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Hello there. Somehow, Star Wars memes have returned. It's not a trap, this is where the fun begins.

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Other universes to visit:

!lotrmemes@midwest.social

!tenforward@lemmy.world

Separatist systems:

!prequelmemes@lemmy.world

Oh hey some real SW content for a change (perhaps):

!star_wars@lemmy.world

!starwars@lemmy.ml

!starwarstelevision@lemmy.world

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IMPORTANT

Please do not post the "good friend" or similar copypasta

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Our galactic citizens have requested more specific rules, so here are a few.

The general idea is, if you're looking here for rules, you're probably someone who doesn't need to have them spelled out. You're fine. But anyway:

  1. This is a community for Star Wars memes. This means typically screenshots of Star Wars media with some text or context that's meant to be funny and/or thoughtful. All SW media is welcome: movies, games, comic books, fanart... Other kinds of content, like video links or meta memes (about this community, or Lemmy), are fine as well, just keep it on topic.

  2. We are all friends here, and love (sometimes love to hate) Star Wars. Be nice to each other.

  3. As fans of fictional media, we can be passionate. If you very strongly disagree with something or someone, take a deep breath before reacting. Anger leads to the dark side!

  4. Everything in Star Wars has happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, and it's a rich universe of millions of words and millions of years of history. So current Earthly matters really shouldn't concern us here. In other words, leave politics, philosophies and convictions behind the door. This applies even if it's about something related to Star Wars.

  5. Original content is preferred. Reposts are fine, just please limit to a maximum of 3 per day, per citizen. It is recommended, but not required, to mark original memes as (OC) and reposts as (repost).

  6. Local mods are the Jedi council. They may take actions that are necessary to maintain peace and stability of the Republic, even beyond the rules outlined here. Follow their guidance.

  7. Regular rules of the Lemmy.world instance apply.

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 86 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

She basically Bill Clintoned him...

She was high ranking royalty, he was a young unpaid apprentice assigned to her.

Plus, half the time they're flying around on his spaceships, even if he wanted to say "no", he couldn't because of the implication.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

These Padawan were never in any real danger...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago

He's gonna get hurt .... hurt so good

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

He didn't want to say "no".

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago

But even if he did want to say no, he wouldn't have...

Because of the implication

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ya, I remember him begging like a little boy.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It depends on what your definition of “is” is

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like it's changed significantly in my 40+ year lifetime

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

But the implication

Guy is a blue balled virgin and she shows up in that tight black leather outfit, she knew what she was doing

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org -2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

He's the most powerful jedi of all time, powerful enough to subdue the living embodiments of the light and dark sides of the force at the same time.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

and he still got his legs cut off

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

and one of his arms. about 3 years before that he got one arm cut off by a different guy

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 49 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I think that the appropriate word is groomed.

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Anakin was 19 and Padme was 24 when they started getting into the real stuff

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 23 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I think they mean that she groomed him.

[–] Pistcow@lemmy.world 38 points 4 weeks ago

I groomed the chosen one.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Fourth panel: Obi-Wan: "I cut the legs off the chosen one."

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's a smokey Joe if I ever did saw one

[–] SpicyTaint@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago

Qui Gon: Kill

Obi Wan: Marry

Padma: Die of Sadness

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 9 points 4 weeks ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 4 weeks ago
[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What was up with padme in that scene? The lighting was so unflattering and she looked kinda nuts

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well she was about to fuck someone that she knew since he was 9 so there are probably a lot of crazy thoughts going through that head.