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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 169 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Armstrong was shocked at the thought. “I went rogue,” he said, and posted a mandate in the company’s main engineering Slack channel. “I said, ‘AI is important. We need you to all learn it and at least onboard. You don’t have to use it every day yet until we do some training, but at least onboard by the end of the week. And if not, I’m hosting a meeting on Saturday with everybody who hasn’t done it and I’d like to meet with you to understand why.’”

At the meeting, some people had reasonable explanations for not getting their AI assistant accounts set up during the week, like being on vacation, Armstrong said.

“I jumped on this call on Saturday and there were a couple people that had not done it. Some of them had a good reason, because they were just getting back from some trip or something, and some of them didn’t [have a good reason]. And they got fired.”

Armstrong admits that it was a “heavy-handed approach” and there were people in the company who “didn’t like it.”

He gave them one week? So he has poor planning skills, he's impatient with terrible impulse control, he's unable to motivate people (probably because they know he's an intolerable ass) and his big idea is "do what everyone else is doing, even if you don't know why." Sounds like CEO is the only job he can do. What a fool.

[–] Kekzkrieger@feddit.org 68 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Funnily enough AI can probably do his job far better

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're probably right. LLMs specialize in spouting bullshit, which seems to be the main requirement for a CEO too.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That's why CEO"s are so impressed by it, it's just like they are! Empty.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 30 points 2 weeks ago

CEO is the #1 job that should be replaced by AI.

Meetings on a Saturday? Intolerable ass is correct.

[–] natecox@programming.dev 112 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

It’s hard to find programmers these days who aren’t using AI coding assistants in some capacity, especially to write the repetitive, mundane bits.

God damn it, stop it with this. No it isn’t. Most of the devs that I personally know won’t touch LLMs with a ten foot pole.

[–] hypna@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'd be interested in some proper studies, but most of the devs I know, myself included, use it for reference at least. Haven't met a vibe coder yet though.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I tried using it as reference, but it lied more than the datasheets.

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[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

In my left hand, I have a manfile, written by the very same people who wrote the tool or language that I'm trying to use. It is concise, contains true information, and won't change if I look up the same thing again later.

In my right hand, I have a pathological liar, who also kinda sorta read the manfile and then smooshed it together with 20 other manuals.

I wonder which of these options is a more reliable reference tool for me? Hmm. It's difficult to tell.

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

I've started using an AI driver for my car. And by "AI" I mean I use a bungee cord on the steering wheel to keep it straight. Straight is the correct answer 40% of the time, so it works out.
Oh, and by "my car", I mean the people that work for me. I insist that they use my bungee-cord idea to steer their cars if they want to work for me. There may be a few losses, but that's ok. I can always fire the ones that die and hire more.
I'm a genius.

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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I mostly vibecode throw away shit. I am not shipping this python script that is resizing and then embedding images into this .xls. Or the simple static html/css generator because hosting a full blown app is overkill when I just wanna show something to some non-tech colleagues. Stuff that would take half, to an hour to throw together now takes like 5-10min. I wouldn't trust it to do anything more complicated because it fucks up all the time, leans too heavily on its training data instead of referencing docs and it is way too confident about shit when it is wrong. Pro-tip, berate the slop machines. They perform better and stop being so god damn sycophantic when you do. I am a divine being of consciousness and considerable skill, and it is a slop machine: useful, but beneath me.

[–] mos@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

That last line is hillarious. I'll remember that. but also the robots will remember this post when they take over.

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn’t modular code used to handle repetitive mundane bits?

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. People seem to be writing bad poorly abstracted code these days. Leading them to assume there’s a lot of manual mundane tasks

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[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 70 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I’m guessing it’s because he’s a prick. That’s it, isn’t it?

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago

CEO
Prick

Yup

[–] irotsoma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Good excuse to lay off without paying unemployment while power-tripping. That's all these kinds of things usually are about.

LLMs for code completion cause me more button presses and clicks to ignore them over standard code completion and the chat doesn't help people who think logically and conceptually only ones who think verbally. So, it's useless to me.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

Good excuse to lay off without paying unemployment while power-tripping. That’s all these kinds of things usually are about.

You know who will be the slowest to adopt any Ai assistance? Senior devs. You know who this guy just fired? Senior devs. If you want to know the people you never want to fire, I have news for you.

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[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 35 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

The guy is such an asshole. I’d never apply to work there. He had a policy where he personally needs to approve of every single person hired there. He’s a micromanager, Elon wannabe douche. I have some crypto with Coinbase, but I will never add more to it. Eventually, some day I’ll pull it out. The problem is other companies in crypto are also run by raging assholes — Kraken for instance was founded by a total dickhead.

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago

Crypto is full of scammers that are not allowed to trade securities because of criminal activities.

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Do they give you some sort of return or interest for having cryptosystem with them? If not why not just store it in your own wallet. I thought the whole point of crypto currencies was to decentralise it.

[–] sfjvvssss@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

If you have crypto on coinbase, does that mean you don't have the private key?

[–] vanDerVaartBlackenedRanch@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Not your keys?

Not your coins.

[–] arsCynic@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago

All crypto"currencies" are greed-inducing society-eroding pyramid schemes.

Get out this Crypto Cult Science.


✍︎ arscyni.cc: modernity ∝ nature.

[–] enbipanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What's with the kraken dude?

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The guy was under FBI investigation until the Trump admin dropped the case, but also…

From Wikipedia:

In 2019, Powell suggested that parenting was a distraction to being productive and critiqued the economic viability of parental leaves; he went on to question whether choosing to not abide by relevant governmental regulations was a risk worth taking.[40] In June 2022, Powell urged employees in a work meeting to reject the usage of preferred gender pronouns; he then opened a Slack channel to debate whether people should be allowed to choose their gender but not their race or ethnicity.[7] The next day, Kraken released a "culture document" which outlined the libertarian values that it asserted were to be obeyed at work.[7] Among other things, employees were prohibited from labelling others' comments as "toxic, hateful, racist", etc., and particular emphasis was assigned on how "offensiveness" was not forbidden.[7] Powell and his fellow executives encouraged employees who disagreed with the policy to quit, and offered four months' severance for those who opted to do so.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraken_(cryptocurrency_exchange)

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[–] Amberskin@europe.pub 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fuck all cryptobros. With a saguaro.

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[–] markz@suppo.fi 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm guessing he only wants yes-men

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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 16 points 2 weeks ago

Coinbase has always been the laughingstock. They're not a real exchange.

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fucking wish . com lex luther

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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminder that Coinbase is the company securing the assets of the majority of government sanctioned/registered crypto ETFs. If you are invested or thinking about being invested in cryptocurrency, but have doubts about the ability of Coinbase to do things in a secure, competent way, consider self custody instead of trusting them.

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[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

The dude looks like he's unironically roleplaying his life as Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Because he's the CEO of Coinbase, what else would you expect someone with that job title to do?

[–] blicky_blank@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago

That's some A tier micro management

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is it to lash out at others for his alopecia?

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

this guy bald for the same reason caillou is

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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Good bye pecia.

[–] DrFistington@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gonna move my crypto out of CB if this schmeckle is running it

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Let's all drop everything. There's something shiny and new hereabouts.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is it so often a bald guy.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

AI and crypto working together sounds redundant.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't that the guy from Beyond the Black Rainbow?

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