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[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 47 points 3 weeks ago

I think Data meticulously covers the page with glue like a printer but then it's stuck to his hand for the rest of the episode

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

Right technique for Riker, but no way he'd end up covering more than half the page.

Data would spend all episode trying to find the optimal pattern using increasingly convoluted methods until someone, probably Guinan, tells him it's a Z.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

picard would be too up his own ass to use a glue stick at all

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Picard commands someone else to deploy the glue stick

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m disappointed there’s no gif of a tesseract with Q’s picture next to it.

[–] Bruja@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

no one is eating the glue stick

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

What do you think this is, Voyager?

[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

Bortus eats the gluestick.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

A square is clearly the proper way to use a glue stick

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Well, if the paper is large enough, you need something in the middle, too. That's why the square and X is the best pattern.

[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Lwaxana makes mr hohm glue the paper for her. Or gets picard to do it.

[–] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

No one does the Z pattern on TNG?

[–] individual@toast.ooo 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

That we know of.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

Four Dots Gang, rise up!

[–] individual@toast.ooo 3 points 3 weeks ago