✅ Left hip pocket phone
✅ Right hip pocket keys
✅ Right cargo pocket wallet
✅ Left cargo pocket dog poop bags
✅ Existential dread
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But which pocket does the existential dread go in?
The one in my chest.
in the backpack, along with the seven bricks
Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
Instructions unclear.
Arrested for indecent exposure.
Where did you put your wallet, phone, and keys?
Yes, you forgot your knife/multitool.
Name checks out. Shouldn't you be watching fortnine videos on YouTube instead of posting to lemmy?
Two people down voted me need to watch fortnine. User above rides a dual sport motorcycle. Fortnine is a motorcycle YouTube channel staring a Canadian physicist and some clones.
Seen them all already. So for the record, I watch Fortnine videos and post on Lemmy. So there.
It's been years but I still think his CRF250L/Versys-X 300 review is probably a high water mark. I suppose that one's finally relevant to me now that I have a 250L Rally... among other bikes.
I do my WICK check.
W - Wallet
I - Information device (phone / mp3 player)
C - Cup (travel mug of coffee)
K - Keys
Then I get to my car and I remember that I forgot something else important so I have to go back.
And a ball of rubber bands apparently.
That's me but for the airport. And I always do actually forget something
Did I lock the door ?
I must have, I’m pretty sure I remember, but I’m not totally sure…
I forget to note what food I have and need before grocery shopping and end up having double of some things and none of some others.
I mean, write a note on your phone and put the widget with the note on the home screen.
You literally have a magic slab of glass that can multitask, use it lol
Just put every single shit in your bag / backpack and never take things out except when you are using it immediately
ADHD be like...
you think when you die you feel like you finally have everything you need?
You forgot the noise canceling headphones !!
Why still brings a wallet with them?