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I'm sorry you had to find out this way

Can I have the crust?

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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time trump-who-must-go

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

OK but how did you not notice the smell of bread? And the pigeons gathering? And Kropotkins ghost constantly breaking in and trying to conquer it?

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The TV. It was so loud I had Nickelodeon on and it played Ren and Stimpy. You know Ren ? and Stimpy ? love those guys. Anyways very loud playing over Kropotkin and the sound of the bread. Cant hear anything.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

God damn TV gonna throw that boobtube out the window tenna-cane tenna-kick

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

sad-boi please not the TV. I need it to watch Ren and Stimpy re-runs. Take a hamberder instead

[–] jjsandwich8@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

I like bread

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

that's right, bread serious about going to Itchy & Scratchy land!

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can I have the crust?

More like c/rust amirite?

[–] normal_user@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Me when I'm in the oven, developing that c/rust people have been talking about.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'd murder you for that dad joke but I can't leave all those cats dadless

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

kropotkin-shining

Trust the plan

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

I think you mean toast.

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So you're saying I can pour beans on it?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 2 weeks ago

You have to try it first.

[–] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Alright if it is bread, then we must teleport as much bread as possible.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is praxis. Teleport the bread from the rich to the poor and start a socialist revolution

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

stalin-smokin

What kind of bread would Hexbear be?

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Certainly not a ciabatta due to all the fredophobia

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

it'd take quite a contrived situation to make me unhappy about bread

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Is it whole grain?

[–] IdoneFarsberry@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Getting my daily hexbear bread portion

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

there's no way hexbear is that preservative filled sawdust loaf. hexbear is real bread.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

crust is the worst part of bread so go nuts

[–] Dialectical_Idealist@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Alles Fleisch ist jetzts wie Brut.