A gnome is also missing there
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Salamanders, people keep them as pets
They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.
Ahh, I thought it meant they like houses like snails like house gardens and turtles are pets in houses but that does make more sense ty I guess
What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?
Definitly some mollusque.
A shelled salamander
I wonder if it is just stone
Cattersnail?
No, Snailapillar!
Marsupials?
Snail with four legd
How about turtoise? Their skin is a bit slimy when it‘s wet.
Tubifex worm
Hermit crab?
Are soft shelled turtles slimey?
salamander, newts perhaps.
Master Roshi.
Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...
Eh. Four limbs.