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[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My roommate in college did something similar; he was making instant macaroni and cheese and had the idea to record the sloshing sound of him mixing the cheese and noodles together. I’m pretty sure he still has that recording to this day, and it’s one of the worst sounds to have to listen to.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s some wet-ass pussy.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

wet ass, pussy

or

wet, ass pussy

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp

my shitty grandfather eating cereal sounded like a dog drinking out of the toilet. come to think of it, anything he ate, he sounded like a dog drinking out of the toilet, that's just what he sounded like.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

uhhhggg that's a sound that makes my eyes crust over

yeah dude i took earplugs to meals

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What he doesn't realize is there is actually bomb making instructions in there; it's just streched across 10x the timeframe and interlaced with the constant sounds of someone fisting a full mayo jar.

[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

The fun sounds don't start until half the mayo is on your wrist.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

They actual transcribed it very quietly in low frequencies. Legible in a spectogram.

... is it standard practice to check that? I wonder...

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It sounds like a boot stuck in mud only wetter

what kind of boot

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

The slapping is actually Morse Code for how to make a bomb

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Classic Luigi from the TV show.