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[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

This is why they're usually carrying a weapon. Not to fight, but so they won't feel awkward with their hands.

[–] witten@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

They hold the reins.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Two smaller ones, yes, while multiclassing as a rogue/ranger for multiple shots per turn.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Centaurs (and other *taur types. Looking at you, furries) are overall an incredibly dumb design.

The more you think about them, the more they just don't work. I went from meh, to dislike, to hate for centaurs over the years.

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They use their arms to hold their tummies so their beer bellies don't flop around

[–] kassiopaea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'm just imagining the human half doing like a naruto run.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

What do humans do with their arms when they are sprinting?

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Rubik's cube

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

That paddling thing that puppies do when you hold them above water.

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

maybe you can't stop thinking about it but I'm built different

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Fists forward like Superman flying

Got me thinking of a centaur version of "West Side Story" and snapping their fingers while performing and dancing to "Cool."

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The same thing as a human do when they sprint.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But we move our hands for balance as we run, 4 legged animals don't need that. Also how would they time it with the movement of the legs?

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Humans do this to balance our side-by-side walking method. But galloping horses have a foward-backward movement.

Would the arms go do the running thing, but synchronized?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

They play the accordion!!

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

They fire bows.

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