Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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A delicacy (media.piefed.world)

submitted 6 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

For a sec I thought this was going in another direction and remembered middle school kids telling each other to go to "pen island" .com

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Dad you're the wurst

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 4 points 6 days ago

:sensible chuckle

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 3 points 6 days ago

When someone asks you what it means for a joke to be hamfisted

[–] Trail@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Anyone can explain?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 6 points 6 days ago

Sausage is often sold in links, so it's a play on words.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

An individual sausage is called a link

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

This is the reason why I would willingly allow myself to be assimilated by the Borg.