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[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

TBF I've met scrum masters and product owners who think they've hacked the system by adding this to story AC, so....

[–] markstos@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

Vibe parenting: “Drive carefully! Be safe!“

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 3 points 4 weeks ago

Famous criticism from the testing department "we don't write the buggy code..."

[–] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You get AC? You're lucky if you get a meaningful title...

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Story title: User sees error

Story description: One user reported seeing an error once

AC: fix error

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like the LLMs really encourage that, too. They'll deliver some garbage and then you tell them to make it less garbage and they'll be like "You clever son of a removed, why didn't I think of that?".

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 3 points 4 weeks ago

I've had some success taking the buggy output of Claude (which Claude gets stuck in a loop trying to fix), fixing it with GoogleAI, then feeding the result back to Claude which can then follow the working patterns and make working extensions...

Still, anything past "microservices" seems to be inadviseable to trust to any current AI.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah wish it was that easy...

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 21 points 4 weeks ago

I'm glad it's not

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 4 points 4 weeks ago

It is, as long as you dont care about... anything.

[–] odseey@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

ha, this is what my boss tells me... oh wait a minute