Do you even know who my dad is?!
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My dad works at Nintendo. You are gonna regret this 
Nietzsche won. The aristocratic mode of valuation clearly is hegemonic if "Hey everyone! Remember, I come from a political dynasty! That's your reminder that I'm good!" is even close to a convincing campaign message. Every society in which that's a reasonable marketing point for a political figure is a deeply sick, reactionary society.
if it weren't andrew "italian" cuomo saying this i'd be inclined to agree
ugh. that reminds me of this insane conversation i had once. years ago, i'm in line at my neighborhood polling place to vote on some municipal shit while also voting against this absolute white nationalist shit wizard who has been ruling his gerrymandered congress district. the guy runs as a folksy everyman, but he's been in the position forever. he's like 3rd generation state political dynasty. had multiple DUIs disappeared when he was in college, including one where he tried to use a fake ID with an out of state cop. goes by his middle name, because his real legal name is like the most Fancylad Buffoonish the IV.
anyway, i'm in line and this gen x bozo in front of me starts yapping about how he likes the guy BECAUSE his father was a big name politically. or, as he put it, "at least he came by it honest" like it was the family trade.... like carpentry, except in this case, the family trade is exercising massive political power.
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Is the implication here that Mamdani doesn't have parents or grandparents? Like he has appeared out out of nowhere? Did Mamdani just fall out of the coconut tree?
Nah, he's nepo baby bragging
How is that better 
He wants to make sure potential voters know he comes from a long line of SA
Trying to court the Republican vote again I see
Reaching around the aisle, whether they consent to it or not. Classic Cuomo.
Maybe he's trying to remind donors
That’s the best part, Mamdani does have a high profile parent, the campaign just keeps that low-key.
He has two high profile parents! One a famous scholar and the other an acclaimed filmmaker.
There have been a couple of attempted smear campaigns about them.. but apparently nobody is willing to hold "his parents are smart and cool" against him. Let's see if "his parents do not appear to be criminals" works.
Mandrew Cumoomoo 
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I ran across a bunch of comuo related stuff when browsing my old memes early today and when I just now went looking for them I also found this... From 2020!
slappin fannies and killin grannies
Lmao
Jesus lol
I guess he didn't get that we prefer Luigi
Son of 
Should probably get 
This year's Drake V Kendrick fuckin' sucks.
"This is a two man race. You look tired already. It's just the second round." bruh what are these bars?
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I physically cringed
Funny thing is that Mario Cuomo is closer to Mamdani than Andrew or his brother are politically. Still a lib but much better than his sons were.
This is some weird shit I would say to someone in tf2 12 years ago to try and intimidate them, wtf is this lmao
Kaaa-BEEEEWWWM
I'm Andrew Cummo, the son of poopoo, grandson of peepee
You look tired already. It's just the second round.
And you look like a stick of beef jerky did the nasty with a prune, Andy. Don't throw stones out of your glass house.
Ignoring all the other stupidity; this is NOT a two man race! There are at least four candidates.
There are [at least] FOUR CANDIDATES
Sex pest
it's-a-me! an-dy-rew!
Back in the old country my great-great-great grandfather Flavio-Maximo used to arm wrestle up to 13 men at the same time and always win as he mocked them saying "You're weak. You're puny. You're nothing." Meanwhile he drank an espresso with his left hand.
This guy is going to lose to Eric Adams. His main competition is Curtis Sliwa.
he's gonna need a better hat if he even wants to stand a chance
Cuomo or Sliwa?
Coummu of course! This is the hat to beat:
And these are the cats to beat:
Cumuo may be of woman born, but does he have a hat? much less a million cats to pee on it?
No competition.
"it'd be a shame if something were ta happen to ya dwog"
This man is no mere ranger!
Is he letting Elon ghostwrite his tweets?
I hope somebody calls Cuomo to tell him some dumb asshole is tweeting really embarrassing shit on his account
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