"You're just right here! Right here with me! And I could kiss you if I wanted! I'm gonna kiss you!"
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2025
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^but^ ^also^ ^yes.^
Mine are usually underfoot trying to trip me. What a treat!
That just means they love you! Or have set themselves as the beneficiaries of your life insurance!
My Corgi does the same, but he also likes to body check your calves if he doesn't like where you're walking. He's a bossy lil bastard!
Corgis are herding dogs, so this tracks!
And he takes his job seriously
Except when he's being the laziest boy ever
I was gonna say... where do you get these cats that don't follow you from room to room like a dog?
You should be honored ๐
I enjoyed assuming the cat was not the brought to the house by the OP. OP woke one day to find a cat had entered their home.
50/50, honestly.
I've had my cat for 9 years and I still can't believe he's mine and I still melt into an incoherent puddle every day just looking at him.
Mine has just brought the world's largest moth into the house and then let it go. I am less pleased with her now.
I'll definitely run into the bigger one about ninety minutes before dinner time (wet food split between the two; dry food is always available). She starts letting me know it'd be totally fine to feed her early and keeps telling me until she gets served at the usual time, so she says so a lot. She's a bit of an asshole, that way. But she's otherwise pretty awesome.
What's a Butt Praxis?