Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
Meta - Relating to the community itself.

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Unseasoned chicken with unseasoned rice and unseasoned broccoli (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago by ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social

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cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/25606111

Cutting sucks

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[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

This is dark. Even for Lemmy.

[–] BlueSquid0741@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago

More rice than grey chicken, haphazardly thrown on the plate broccoli, the giant protein bottle.

This picture rules.

[–] violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

just like great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandma used to make

[–] lath@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago

That shit's too dry. Add more greens for the extra mush.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why?

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Self-loathing, evidently.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Unnecessary cruelty.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Some body builders think if you enjoy food you're going to over indulge, as a result they want to reduce eating to the fulfillment of biomechanical needs.

Is it self flagellation? Asceticism? Self hatred? Probably depends on the person involved.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

There's are plenty of low/barely caloric seasonings. Curting is a dumb excuse.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Oh hey my childhood dinner.

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would you go through the effort of cooking and make bad food?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

Self flagellation.