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[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is useful for those trying to convey more precisely the amount of fucks they give.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's mainly limited to the American South.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You’re thinking of the fucks relatives, or also known in scientific circles as The Alabamian Constant (TAC for short).

[–] muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is the speed of fucks thus constant?

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[–] kirkoman@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Nice try but no proof yet if the fuckery field is irrational.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh, there's definitely irrational fucks. I don't see a proof that there's indeed a fuckomorphism between C and F, though.

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nah, just look at the folks over in HR. Irrational fucks to a person. Though I suppose all that means is that there are some irrational elements in the set, not necessarily that it's isomorphic to the field of complex numbers. So can we diagonalize fuckery somehow...?

[–] Sloogs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Here, I gotchu:

The phrase "you stupid fuck" Implies the existence of irrational fucks.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So what’s their opinion on the holy fuck?

[–] radix@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Must be an angel with wings, so they can also have a flying fuck.

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[–] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The holy trinity.

Fucking God Damn, Jesus Fucking Christ and Holy Fuck.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

No idea, but I do see plenty of evil fucks every day on the news.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There are definitely positive and negative fucks

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 22 points 1 week ago

This does not even scratch the surface of the possible uses and variations of fuck.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago

∅ = how many i have left to give.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What in the fucking fuck?! is a good one, too. Has some real what in tarnation? energy to it.

I also learned that FUCKING GOD!! is my go-to expletive when I spilled some icecream and my daughter (3 at the time) started yelling it in the car.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

'What in the fucking fuck' implies that fucking is an injective function over the field of fucks.

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Would plain old "What the Fuck" imply a null set?

[–] Entitle9294@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok, everyone but me seems to get it, so I'll ask. I get everything but the last bit. What does "isomorphic with the complex field" mean? I think I know what isomorphic means from some dabbling I've done in category theory.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

In means you can map every element bijectively to one from the complex field AND addition and multiplication can be performed in either field without leading to contractions, i.e. a+b=c <=> f(a)+f(b)=f(a+b)=f(c) and equivalent for multiplication. This is the part that the meme fails to consider, because nowhere is addition or multiplication for this novel field defined.

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago

"i do not give a single fuck" implies an additive identity fuck, and "I don't give two fucks" implies a multiplicative identity fuck. That's a start at least!

[–] Entitle9294@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'll give this some attention when time permits because this does not make things clearer, lol.

I'll start with what a field is and a complex field 🤞

[–] DisguisedJoker@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ELI5: it means that for every number there's a matching fuck and vice versa.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 3 points 1 week ago

Not only for any number of fucks there is a corresponding complex number, but the basic operations (+, -, x, /) work in the same way for fucks and complex numbers

Overall, if two things are isomorphic you can consider them «  the same »

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[–] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No prove of irrational fucks yet tho

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plenty of empirical evidence around.

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[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which implies the existence of a non god affected fucks.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Given the overwhelming prevalence of holy fucks relative to damned fucks, does this suggest sanctified beings get laid more?

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[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

I fucking love this

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

fan-fucking-tastic

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Okay but is the fuck a monoid in the category of endofunctors ?

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The fuck transcends our ability to capture its essence

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Euler's fuck formula.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

I’ve always loved ladies who are smarter / better educated than me.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

I see this comment section is full of various operations defined on fuckery. I don't think they form a field or even a ringi

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

fucking fucks implies fucks are procreating.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What the uncomputable fuck

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[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fucks can also have a social hierarchy, as evidenced by the phrase:

"I don't give a single solitary fuck"

[–] save_the_humans@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago

These are are simply unitary fucks. Matrix fucks with eigenvalue absolute value of 1. Surprisingly useful for quantum computing applications.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I actually tend to treat fucks like the constant C in calculus. Ideally it should cancel out entirely and you should give the minimal amount of fucks in all of your final answers.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So what's fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

About tree fiddy

Perspective changes the reality around it.

[–] CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The real question is - is fuck Turing-complete?

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It's actually a beautiful language for arguing about computability because of how similar it is to a theoretical turning machine in that it possesses a read/write head that can move left and right on an infinite band. It's also incredibly simple to simulate using any other language of choice, including assembly and heck, even raw logic gates.

In this essay I will explain why Brainfuck should be the first language taught to computer science majors.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I prefer to solve the Hodge conjecture

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