this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2025
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[–] CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 103 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

oldie but goodie

Fake: Skyrim punchline

Gay: OP probably let the bouncer take his virginity

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 95 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your parents can't hide anything from you.

They're transparent.

"Was your father an iceberg?"
"... Yes?"

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 75 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is like "Dad of all the dad jokes".

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The team is going to retire his dad number in a special ceremony.

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 7 points 1 month ago

Raise his jersey number to the rafters!

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You can't take the Sky from him!

[–] oleorun@piefed.fan 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Firefly references always get an upvote!

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Found today's earworm.

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

OSRS username change:

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why would you want to name yourself after Sky television? 🤔

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or the original name for Microsoft One Drive

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Either way she wouldn't have a boyfriend, for she is... No Man's Sky.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago
[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

It's definately that and not the gigantic thing surrounding the earth, inspiring to good artists (and van Gogh) over the centuries. /s

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

... when you could name yourself after Dave?

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

That's super cute

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Suspiciously specific