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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Singular of ravioli is raviolus.

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[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago

If you like XMPP: Matrix has terrible metadata issues and centralization issues and is funded by a pro-Israel VC funds.

If you like Matrix: XMPP is old, outdated software with broken, fragmented encryption schemes, broken group chats, zero leadership and a community going in 8 different directions at once

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

"Hey, wanna fight?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pineapple banana pizza.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Kiwi pizza

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of that "Doug" episode.

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[–] elvith@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Pineapple on pizza

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

For me, it's not the pineapple, it's that Hawaiian pizza is bad. Pineapple, jalapenos, and pepperoni is a great combo.

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[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Roller skates count as vehicles

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I don't like Arch Linux

[–] nik9000@programming.dev 8 points 3 days ago

It's not for everyone. I like it because I'm old and grumpy.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

A ravioli is an amphibious hot pocket

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Pour milk first, then cereal.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

This is so wrong.

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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

A bowl of cereal is cold soup.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago

Gazpacho-Os

[–] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Get the FUCK out of HERE right NOW!

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

Corn.

Tomatoes.

Fruit? Vegetable?

No.

Fruigetable.

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[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 6 points 3 days ago

Channeling Ovidus:

Sex gets better past 35.

[–] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 days ago (7 children)

…which is a sandwich.

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[–] WiseScorpio@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (4 children)

A hotdog is not a sandwich

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

It's a sub sandwich

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

By this logic, so is pie and any donut with a filling.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm not putting marinara sauce on pies and donuts.

On a chocolate pop tart, that's as close to heaven as you'll get without Kurt Cobain's shotgun.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

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