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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/29678165

Steve Ballmer is the CEO of Microsoft if u dont know also i use linux btw

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Well it's nice to see people have moved on from thinking Bill Gates is CEO. 11 years off but getting better.

the gates had to be opened

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 4 points 5 days ago

Shit, I was surprised to see Balmer's still CEO. What hasn't he fucked up?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 days ago

Hey Microsoft, who are these people you're firing?

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

[–] Malix@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 days ago

tbh, expected suppositories

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

fun fact, watching windows 95's launch is what inspired this meme

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

Apply directly to the forehead. Apply directly....

[–] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Was the CEO, right? It's Nadella now.

[–] barubary@infosec.exchange 6 points 5 days ago

Only since 2014, so barely over a decade.

u are correct, i didnt look it up before making this

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 3 points 5 days ago

Apply directly to the forehead

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

everything's procedural made in blender minus the microsoft logo and steve's head. then composited in blender's shader editor together + blender's text editor

[–] LiamTheBox@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

AI would never badmouth Steve Sweaty Balls, and it shows