I didn't hear no bell
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Then you're probably not drunk. Keep drinking.
Porque no los dos?
So, story time I guess. Once, during a party (on the street) a friend shat himself. No warning, just a couple of seconds before the fact, he stated "I'm shitting myself" and he, in fact, did. We were close to a bar that was closing, and he begged the dude at the bar to let him in for a quick bathroom break, all this while we were literally rolling on the floor laughing our asses off. He did what he could in the bathroom (the damage was extense). Also, think of that poor dude that was about to leave and now had a bathroom full of poop and dirty underwear. So, this friend wisely decides that the night is done for him, takes a taxi and goes back home. A couple of hours later he calls us(we were 100% still laughing) and asks us where are we... He went home, took a shower and came back like nothing happened. 💪💪💪
Legendary. No one else gets to choose your rock bottom for you. That'd be enough to get me to quit drinking, but some people just keep going and going no matter what haha
No one else gets to choose your rock bottom for you.
Wisdom, right here.
That takes confidence.
And confidence takes beer. He likely had beer.
Endurance. That's endurance.
You go out, shit yourself, clean yourself up, then go back out? That's endurance.
Telling your friends about the very private journey you've been through? That's confidence.
Trying to pick up someone without handling such an event? That's just bad hygiene ... No extra points for don't it before cleaning yourself up
A friend of mine slumped over after doing some K at EDC and the staff shoved him in an ambulance.
When the K started to wear off he escaped the hospital and ran though downtown LA high on drugs to find his way back.
Lucky for him I had lent him my VIP badge so he could get a water and he was able to get re-entry.
Unbelievable but slightly possible enough to be true. 😄 I was at the last LA EDC (and plenty of orange shows before that). I didn't go every year but I'm not even sure they had many at the coliseum... So had to be 07/08?
Yep that's right. 08 I'm pretty sure I'll have to look at my VIP lanyard I still have hanging somewhere.
Always have to be the last one standing.
Leaning against the wall still counts!
The revenant.
Last big party i went to I woke up in my friends bed. We both straight dudes lol. He's like "how tf you get in here?"
He looks like a samurai who's finally tracked down the man who betrayed his master.
"You can't get rid of me that easily!"
Me in uni after vomiting every drop of alcohol, ready for round two