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Seems someone out there is really mad about memory safety (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 1 month ago by reboot6675@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is that a Linux kernel maintainer?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That one Linux kernel maintainer...

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Or maybe a Phoronix commenter?

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 month ago

good timing

[–] xoggy@programming.dev 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, this guy is clearly riled up about lifetimes.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 19 points 1 month ago

Just use ’static everywhere

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

Rust never sleeps!

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

rust sucks

[–] LeFantome@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only for those that blow

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

There is no shortage of these

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Nah he hates getting beach camped on Hapis.