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"Hey girl, I know I'm fun to think about. Call me." (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Since he got his pants back, he is not actually hanging out anymore.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Hey, zipper could be down.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

Based on this poster and the 1942 duckumentary Donald Duck Visits Lake Titicaca, I can safely assume that all ducks hate pants.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn't even bother. He's probably a bill collector.

[–] kureta@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does he collect duck bills? 🦆

[–] don@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Damn everyone in debt these days even the fuckin ducks

[–] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Imma be real with you, champ. If you're losing a fight with a duck it might be best you don't pass on those genes.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

*jeans

Missed opportunity.

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Bro did you just assume this was a duck sized duck? We clearly don’t have enough information from the post to eliminate the possibility this is a horse sized duck, which is quite terrifying.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How many ducks have you fought?! My God man!

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Ducks are easy, geese on the other hand...

I'm guessing bro got into a tussle with a Canada goose.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 months ago

I kinda wanna call him to learn more about the story.

[–] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

That's confidence.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 3 months ago

If she doesn’t call him, he knows she’s not the right one

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Was it a horse-sized duck?

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

I feel personally attacked