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[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 185 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Man, fuck these people. They obviously don't want justice and don't believe in liberty, certainly not for all. They are so anti American that they break the Pledge of Allegiance on a daily basis.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety," -Benjamin Franklin

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bunch of fucking wanna be bad asses playing dress up just cracking each other up.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I mean, they seem to have that last part down.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If the situation was reversed, I’d think this was pretty funny. I’ll think of that instead.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it is irony that the USA had to put on a mask for the rest of the world to see the USA with its mask off

Why would anyone, particularly immigration lawyers, rely on ICE to not fuck with them?