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[–] MrJukes@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Is Paul Robalino on Lemmy? He's put some thought in to this very subject.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy's videos.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

The devils jizz

[–] bless@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

My wife, who will eat it out of the jar at times.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And they also don't know they are my arch nemesis, Mayo is fucking gross.

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[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I think that person would be Ken Griffin.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

The Mayo factory quality control?

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