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Now I have a can that is 98% full, and I probably won't need any more until a couple of years.

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[–] zipsglacier@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Petition to rename this sub silent_doors_club

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Have we efficiently established that making a squeaky door no longer squeaky is the single most dull activity imagineable?

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

That's pretty exiting

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

What about lubricating wood drawers?

[–] Poayjay@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ve had the same tube of white lithium grease that I’ve used since 2009. Every time I’ve needed a touch of grease I’ve dipped a finger tip in it. It’s finally at the point where even crushing the cardboard and with my fingers all the way in I can just almost not reach any grease. Soon I’ll have to get a popsicle stick to get that last little bit. Maybe 5 years of grease left?

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Cut it open and you can probably get another use or two

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dull mens car meet where we just meet up to share the various cans and tubes of lubricant we bought and can never use up. You'd probably still have 80% left.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That actually sounds weirdly fun; A Lemmy/DMC car meet-up where it is simply prohibited to bring an interesting vehicle.

We can discuss lubricants, glove compartment contents, and everyday events from the year when the car was built.

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Obviously a fuel economy and range comparison is in order.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nothing like a 90s Chevy door that opens silently hnnng

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You swipe right on hinge

While I swipe grease

We are not the same

[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] gac11@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What part(s) of the garage door do you lubricate? I'm sure I have some grease around like everyone else in this thread

[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

Don't do regular WD. Has to be special. Think white lithium like op said is fine. Anywhere that moves. Hinges on door. Inside of wheels. Drive chain, Spring (careful dont kill yourself) Not on track.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I inherited a tin can of the stuff from my father that I'm pretty sure was the first can ever made.

it's a bit dented but it still has 95% of it remaining.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Ha, I bought lithium grease for a motorcycle teardown. At the time it only came in a 3 pack of grease gun tubes. I used about a 1/2 tube and had the rest for 20 years. Lol

[–] basketugly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Me too brother, amen. I use it on my bicycles.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh... I can do my car doors too!!

Don't forget to hit up your house. Door hinges, locks, literally anything metal on metal.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On anything else I use bike chain lube. I once bought a can, because it was the only thing I could find nearby a day I was out of WD40.

My local bike shop had bike chain lubricant that works like WF40, except it does not run off as easily. I now use that for everything where I'd otherwise use WD40.

On my car doors, on the other hand, I avoid oil based lubes. I recently bought a new (to me) car, and I wanted to avoid the oily gunk buildup I had around the door hinges on my old car. One started squeaking, and I noticed some white lube having been used, so I figured it must be lithium grease.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

WD40 isn't a lubricant though. Good thing they upgraded you.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How did you apply it? Those hinges are very tight.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

It's a spray can

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I saw a YouTube where you can replace the rollers with nylon rollers to make it super quiet.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

They're already pretty quiet and smooth, they just haven't been lubed since I bought it.