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[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 126 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They didn't even have mentioned the comments in the source code

/// Mommy intentionally lets her little ones call her recursively, since they might want to hear more from her~
///
/// If they call her a thousand times in a row, though, something has probably gone wrong 😏
const RECURSION_LIMIT: u8 = 100;
/// This name is intentionally not user-configurable. Mommy can't let the little ones make *too*
/// much of a mess~
const RECURSION_LIMIT_VAR: &str = "CARGO_MOMMY_RECURSION_LIMIT";
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They set a limit on number of recursive calls? Good luck trying to sort or search anything.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

...

Looking back at the code (Sigh), it's to prevent setting the CARGO variable to cargo mommy, and causing an infinite loop. You can still do cargo mommy mommy if you like double praises

this is terrible and disgusting brb downloading

[–] Linearity@infosec.pub 58 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] MrLLM@ani.social 17 points 1 month ago

Every day we stray further from god

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

Thanks, but I don't want to scare my AI.

oh my god thank you so much i was wondering if it would work with python this will help me so much to get anything done with renpy i mean. how disgusting

[–] MissyBee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe this will get me to start programming seriously.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Time to charge up the old butt plug and revisit Hello World!

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Making an AI horny will at some point in the future be a legally defined crime. Interesting times ahead...

[–] Gyroplast@pawb.social 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You spelled 'worth billions of VC money' wrong.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why are the Viet cong so interested in horny ai?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Got to do something to put those GI off kilter

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's prepared statements, not AI generated.

... Although... It could be made, and sending the error could lead to a more personalized response. As well as being able to use character definitions from ai chat bots.

... Is it more cursed yet?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I was specifically talking about, say, an AI storefront being overrun by 4chan or the like and turning into a nazi or cyberslut overnight, like what happened to Tay.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That's if the ai is learning from the responses. But there it's more of a problem with the site not filtering data

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

nazi or cyberslut

Likely both.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok, that's enough lemmy for the day.

[–] dastanktal@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 month ago

Heres the repo in case you want other internet things to look at

https://github.com/Gankra/cargo-mommy

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Damn, I really caused a cascade of posts when I posted this in a comment

Good job, any increased visibility for small FOSS projects like buttplug.io is a win in my books.

You definitely did

[–] bdjegifjdvw@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Brings a whole new meaning to vibe coding

What a time to be alive

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Thank you, that puts a perspective to all the discussions I had with rust-heads

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I enjoy Foone's content often. Really hoping there's no Milkshake Duck there.

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not updated in the past year. So meh, dead on arrival.

[–] Hexarei@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Programs in rust aren't necessarily abandoned, sometimes they're done

[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

12 open PRs says otherwise.

[–] Hexarei@beehaw.org 1 points 1 month ago

You're probably right

[–] andioop@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

I could swear there was such an add-on that was this but non-NSFW, but maybe I'm misremembering.