this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
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[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Debbie just hit the wall

She never had it all

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Her husbands a CPA? (or something)

I can almost hear the full lyrics.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One Prozac a day

Husband's a CPA

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Her dreams went out the door

When she turned 24

[–] Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

after all

youre my wonder wall

[–] falidorn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] falidorn@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yea but is it a typo or do people actually say word to word?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My guess is the person who made the meme didn't know the correct way to say it, but I can't be sure. It's like how I'm now hearing younger people say "all of the sudden" all of a sudden.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's still saying "a," so fine by me!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

And every note but the right one. 🤌🏼

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Did this one last night after not hearing it for years:

Crazy, but that’s how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it’s not too late
To learn how to love and forget how to hayeayeate

[–] apprehensively_human@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Nothing ever happens in this town,
Feeling low down, not a lot to do around here,
I thought that I would go right out of my mind,
Until a friend told me the news