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[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 50 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Pixel count in this tweet feely low.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 days ago

Numbery very small

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

...is feelily low.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is that count feely or numbery?

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

The count of pixels is not representable with numbers.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 5 points 5 days ago

Let's improve it with AI at the cost of a few kg of polluting gases

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

petition to replace "quantitative" and "qualitative" with "arithmetic" and "characteristic"

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

county makes more sense when paired with feely.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

even better. i wouldn't mind seeing scientific papers with the word cunty every now and then

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Also "cunty" can happen when you ignore "feely" too much.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Anglish is a form of puristic English where all French/Latin derived words (and often others) are removed from English, leaving just the germanic base. A lot of anglish words look like this

[–] wieson@feddit.org 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you'd wanna copy from German, qualitative could be highworthy.
And in anglish, you would've to get rid of "number" as well. Perhaps "tally" or something related is the stand-in (from Dutch taal and german Zahl).

dollar - taler - zahl

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A really great rundown of 'Anglish' is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMA3M6b9iEY

That whole channel is a goldmine of quirks, curiosities, and facts about English in general.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

Robwords is a good channel, good to see it being recommended

[–] Rexiose@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And we go down the road to Stupidity

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 4 days ago

Dumbitative.

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Doubleplus ungood

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

I think the feely people prefer the term "holistic."

[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Quantitatititative I always do a double check.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Until I used spell check I wasn't even 100% sure this spelling was made up

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

how do you pronounce that without ending up beatboxing

[–] mapleseedfall@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Theres at least 2 tits in there so just ask a man to read it for you

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

I was taught maths from a guy with a really strong London accent which resulted in both words sounding the same, approximately qua-i-a-ive. Which made the lesson tricky to follow.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Do I dare ask what "touchy" is in that case? (Heisenberg says I cannot know the answer to all three.)

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago
[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

If feely is qualitative, as in having an apparent attribute or non-countable comparative then touchy would be the subjective observer attributing the characteristic or determining the comparative.

In other words, touchy feely.

I'm unsure whether touchy and the objective observer would be different, though the objective observer may be called, "county"

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This comment should win Lemmy for the day:-).

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Awww shucks! 🥰

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

feely

Reactionary anti-science in action.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Fed to resume an approach of numbery simpling

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 days ago

More like numbery and talky