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[–] lemonuri@infosec.pub 5 points 4 days ago

A cop on the mailing list could mean: A: They are a costumer

[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"On this occasion, Johannesen had also attempted to hide a mobile phone behind a wardrobe which was discovered when it started ringing during the search."

This guy was clearly not all that bright. But he is hilarious, unintentionally.

[–] LorIps@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They trained him wrong, on purpose, as a joke.

[–] Mesophar@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago

I am bleeding, making me the victor!

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I always forget weed is not legal everywhere yet

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 12 points 5 days ago

When news says "drugs" instead of "weed", I tend to assume there is more to it than just weed.

operating across Biggleswade and Sandy supplying cannabis, crack cocaine and heroin

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

It basically is in the US... Just can't let too much THCA degrade into ∆9 before you harvest the cannabis. You can buy THCA vapes online and get them shipped to almost every state.

Like 90% or more of the cannabinoids in what we call regular cannabis are THCA anyway.

[–] tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Selling it to a cop was a worse one.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you ask them if they're a cop, they have to tell you. It's the law, I've seen it in a documentary.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

That's, like, in the Constitution.

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 5 days ago

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