Hey in my defense I did hand wash a spoon and a bowl so I could have cereal for dinner even though all the dishes were dirty, so it's not like household tasks don't get done.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I strongly prefer handwashing. I wash while I cook so it never (mentally) becomes a big scary task - I'm just indulging my perfectionism in washing a couple of things as an activity intermission... I guess it's like a cooking mini game.

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In the interest of transparency, I feel compelled to disclose that I took the spoon and bowl out of the mostly-full dishwasher to hand wash. I have still not started the dishwasher (I already completed a household task today, you see).

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Hey, I don't judge you. You needed a spoon and bowl and you got them - mission accomplished.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’m proud of you bud

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

Thanks :')

[–] Lath@kbin.social 25 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Would you do household chores to procrastinate from doing work?

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

I have a standing desk so I tend to sweep whenever I'm in a meeting.

[–] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Give me a couple of hours and i'll decide. Oops can't do both now haha!

[–] Arkaelus@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Yep, it's laundry for me... or I just get stuck cleaning my entire bathroom once I start wiping off the water smudges on the faucet. 10 minutes later, it's been two hours and the work day's over!

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Let’s not forget our lady Marijuana.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Parallel access to depressing memories and constant paranoia over the smallest things. How fun!

[–] cloud_herder@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Sometime I don’t want to feel seen… 🫥

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

OP: 🔭👀

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

Social media: the mortifying ordeal of being known, as a service.

[–] carbonprop@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago

Did we just become best friends?

[–] DuckOverload@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is all just about normalizing poor decisions, right?

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 9 months ago

Yup

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

Just A and C for me - I like to avoid vices. Thankyouverymuch.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Shit, 2 out of 3 isn't too bad.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

And none really produce the serotonin/dopamine, it just makes the nagging feeling disappear.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Eh, I'll just take an A today...

Ah, what the hell, I could eat. Let's do an A & C...

Weelllll, doing C is basically doing B too so....

I'll get an E. Same as always.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Finally tried B for the first time in ages, and now I'm in day twelve of Amazon fucking me around like spending gift cards is an unprecedented misuse. The first three rounds were 'please reply with proof these are real... sorry, this e-mail address doesn't accept replies.'

I'm still not 100% convinced it's not some obscenely clever scam.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Masturbation is always the answer.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel like lately it's not. I don't know, but there's no joy. It's not like I'm addicted. Maybe twice a week or so. But the excitement is gone

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Try asking someone else to do it for you.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey maaa, come here!

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago

I broke me arms!

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 4 points 9 months ago

E of course. Like everyday

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Shit. I've done everything but d. Pre-ordered ff 7 rebirth for 56 quid. Eat some nuggies cos I couldn't be fucked cooking and had wank this morning before lunchtime.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

F: Stumble upon this community by chance and not leave for X hours

(I'm not diagnosed... yet)

Edit: Also this

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Ok but what if I already did all of E) 30 minutes after waking up ... What now? Gambling?

[–] Atemu@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Since you're posting here, the answer is obvious.

[–] bottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

All except D, C and B

[–] force@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

real

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

B and D and gym

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