Update: the government was imprisoning a bunch of tiny little drones inside the camera enclosure! The drones are coming over to thank me for saving them.

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I know the answer to "has someone stuck their dick in that before" is always yes, BUT what I want to know is how many have.

I want to interview a man who got hornet stings on his dick.

I want that man to run the space force.

[–] crankyrebel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There is a lot to unpack here.

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Luckily that man is packing enough for us all

[–] matdave@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

McCully Culkin died for our sins

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Real Talk: exercise your throwing arm and use moderately heavy rocks from a safe distance:)) Hornets are NOT happy campers!:))

[–] RubenWA@social.vivaldi.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

@crankyrebel 🤣

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works -3 points 2 weeks ago

please label it NSFL, or NSFW, or whatever, next time. thanks!