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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

He was probably disappointed Epstein never offered for him to be on the list.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck me, I actually would like to hear what MTG thinks about this.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Really? Why?? She says crazy shit, or she lies through her teeth. Which option would be illuminating?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She's prominently in the "release the files" camp (which seems like the opposite of what putting Gaetz in charge would accomplish) and she thinks Boebert is a "little bitch." I want to see maximum MAGA infighting!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

That's a good reason!

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Just to be bewildered by her logic and mental gymnastics. Also, when I see her, I automatically think her feet smell bad. Is that weird?

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