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[–] YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's an oddly strategic move from a pancake like BoBo.

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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Make sure his co-chair is her ex husband too.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This is a fucking nothing burger, and you all bought it. Boebert suggested Gaetz should lead an investigation. That's it. End of story. She has very little power, he has no power, nothing will ever happen here.

No one, in or out of Congress, takes either of these two people seriously. Except of course lemmy. Lemmy thinks these are serious human beings with, uh, some kind of influence.

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[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

of course that dumb bitch conjures up this comically awful bullshit, and I'm sure it will be so because evil/incompetent shit heads have the keys

He was probably disappointed Epstein never offered for him to be on the list.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Fuck me, I actually would like to hear what MTG thinks about this.

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