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OMG, It Is On My Arm (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 month ago by crankyrebel@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] CatpainTypo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks BJ Nomnom. I’m not sure you were the right man to write this book.

[–] crankyrebel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

LOL, or was he?

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ask to smell his gooch

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Don't ask, just smell.

[–] swordgeek@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Go to a female stylist. Problem solved.

[–] crankyrebel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless it is a female barber, which is hard to find, a beautician charges about two to three times more than a barber. No thanks, I will survive the peen.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I’m gonna go find a trans femme barber just so that I don’t have to explain or justify myself, as I’m trans femme too, and she’ll just understand innately.

That does put the original problem back on the table, and my hair cut is more expensive now.

[–] vonxylofon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

How TF are you getting your haircut? My head doesn't come anywhere close to the guy's junk.