I love the month of Jay
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Munepril babies always end up junkies and deculyuary babies as priests
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Captchas are really getting out of hand.
This is beautiful. Especially if it filters the available selections based on what is selected in the previous column.
I sure hope that 190 slider is also logarithmic
Joctober and Novemy sound fun!
Septoctougust
We can clearly see that this design is silly, because it allows for so many invalid states. Yet when we represent some type, let's say in Java, were so often forced to do this exact same thing. Have variables in a container of which only a certain combination is valid. And then have at most a comment saying "this number is only valid if X is also set" or "if the validity boolean is true". Luckily Java finally has some ability for the so-called sum types now, just like Haskell's data types or Rust's enum types. Imo any language should have this.
Having data dependent on each other in a type means that either you have redundant data (so one of the fields should be computed) or that your container tries to be too generic (you should in this case prefer an 'Apple' class over a 'Fruit' class with an enum field 'Type')
Why yes I am a Jaber baby how did you know
m'ugust
🎶Tell my girl I will be gone by Septuneugust🎶
Febrauary?
"Feb"+""+"uary"
For that matter, August has to use a blank in the first position as well
M arch btw
deculyugust
Yeah baby I'm a scorpanceitarius
disappointed that july is not split into j/ul/y
any
day 0
They can't even align the goddam controls smdh
MOCTOUARY
What happens if you accidentally click something in the third box for July?
Edit: nm, I see the blanks as the first option
Julyuary
Febranber. Those who know, remember.
septuneuary