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[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 week ago

At least they are consistent I guess.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Good to know Lars is still a piece of shit and Metallica isn't worth listening to.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Doooon’t downloaaaaad this soooooong…

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Oooh, yeah-haya!

[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And why shouldn't the artist have a say in how their music is used?

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I'm not arguing that. They should. I know if I had music being used by trump to support his campaign I'd have some personal opposition to it. Lars is a special kind of asshole that I lost all respect for years ago so maybe I'm overly critical of him.

All that said, the military using a song in a training video is such a stupid thing to get worked up over. It's basically bitching about a fair use case, because it's not any kind of external promotion of the military. Just an internal video. Which is really an on brand example for Lars' special kind of cuntiness.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’m guessing this is about money, I can’t picture Metallica and James Hetfield being against Trump.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

I can’t picture Metallica and James Hetfield being against Trump.

At least some bands make their position very clear.

[–] Part4@infosec.pub 6 points 6 days ago

Anyone played the star spangled banner backwards, just in case?

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Just here to confirm nobody knows Anvil invented this form of music.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 181 points 1 week ago (16 children)

cool, but Metallica still sucks for what they did to napster.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Metallica were just a bunch of tone deaf (speech) poster boys for the RIAA.

Napster was too big and too bold. They let themselves become synonymous with pirated music. There's no way capitalism would let that alone. If it wasn't Metallica, it would have to have been someone else.

On the upside, the Case was between Reload and St. Anger; their sales dropped by half and never recovered.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Metallica were just a bunch of tone deaf (speech)

you don't have to clarify that. You really have to be a ham fisted fucking idiot to do the things compositionally that metallica does with the music they have to hand. Master of puppets should have made a recurring theme of the chromatic (ish) intro, and they throw it away, they bash away at the same shitty, caveman riff for eight fucking minutes. And Justice for all has a great intro, and it gradually degrades until basically nothing is left.

check out this song that uses a theme similar to master of puppets for a better way to use a similar musical idea https://youtu.be/FoGoEQ8DUDo?list=RDFoGoEQ8DUDo&t=18

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

a similar musical idea

Remind me of S3M's back in the 90's

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Scream Tracker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRznLXhu4pg&list=PLuprJ3W2ahOXgaIkH_Pf4De4JSFz6wo9l

This particular collection isn't exactly like the track, but the tracker sound feels about right for it

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Every single artist did it to Napster, Metallica were just the front men. Tbf Napster wasnt going to survive legally, and if it had remained popular they would have gone to shit with some sort of payment system

[–] frazorth@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago

Not even in the slightest. Metallica went far above and beyond everyone else hunting down little old ladies to sue.

99% of bands didn't make money from album sales, which is what makes all the hand wrangling over Spotify funny. Musicians idolise a world that never really existed.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 82 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When reached for comment, James Hetfield responded, "YEAH-YEAAAAH, WHOA."

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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 79 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (22 children)

How on earth did it take so long? I’ve been copystruck by these assholes at least three or four dozen times in the 30 years I’ve been pirating … Stuff.

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