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Kash Patel Is Polygraphing FBI Staff to Find Out if They’re Being Mean About Him
(www.thedailybeast.com)
Why do none of these clowns know polygraphs don't work
this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2025
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Because of a general sense in the population that they do work. It's kind of a myth of super competence.
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All these fascists are such little weeny piss babies.
And all the alpha bros look up to them, how embarrassing.
should polygraph about his crazy eyes.
He could also use a plethysmograph to see which male staff likes him.
NB: Polygraphs are a hilarious pseudo-science just slightly above palm reading and astrology.
Dudes a meth head
A more accurate testing would be to hold his portrait and look for visible signs of disgust
I'm short, but my cock is huge! Compared to my pinky 😩
These LIARS are being mean about me!
- Joseph Stalin
Once again, this isn’t a nottheonion because it’s completely plausible when I read the headline. I think this onion concept may by dead because real life is so fucking dumb
What a damned candy ass lol