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Infant Annihilator Change Name to Avoid Association with Israel (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 1 week ago by sexywheat@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
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Snippet (read the whole thing though lmao):

HULL, U.K. — Extreme metal provocateurs Infant Annihilator are changing their name in an effort to minimize any association with the State of Israel and their ongoing efforts in Palestine, the band announced in a statement.

upon seeing a YouTube comment comparing us to Netanyahu because of our name, we found our moral limit,” admitted founding drummer Aaron Kitcher

Members of the pro-Israel lobby chastised Infant Annihilator for the controversial renaming and offered suggestions on how to return to their good graces.

“Infant Annihilator changing their name is dangerous, cowardly, and frankly anti-Semetic,” stated AIPAC spokesperson Pauline Smith. “To accuse Israel of only annihilating infants is inaccurate and harmful. We are absolutely capable of killing adolescents, adults, and the elderly as well.

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Infant Annihilator are rumored to be experiencing infighting over their two name option finalists: “The Great Spermfister Homicide” and “Hallowed Buffet of Anuses.”

Better go with “Hallowed Buffet of Anuses" - “The Great Spermfister Homicide” just sounds like a tribute to the Zionist cum retrieval squads.

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

I’m leaning toward Hallowed Buffet of Anuses myself. Good call.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

I was definitely leaning towards "Hallowed Buffet of Anuses" myself

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol good bit

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I legitimately had to double check if this was a satire website or not, I couldn't tell if it was a joke at first.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

I thought it sounded real too, but when I noticed it was in the memes comm, I realized it's probably Hard Times.

[–] Aelis@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Damn it I'm so used to read @nottheonion that I completly fell for it that was spot on 😂

Glad to see there's still good satire sites, most of the satire sites I used to follow gave up some years ago since reality started to become satire itself.