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Nation Prepares to Celebrate Its Independence From Democracy (midwest.social)
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[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Onion is essentially real news now in the USSA.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

That extra S makes all the difference.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Too real...

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At this point I'm waiting for trump to just come out and say that he is literally god.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That flag is upside down

[–] rhvg@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Can confirm it’s possible to demonically upgrade to authoritarian, and there’s no way to rollback unless reformat and wipe out everything.