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[–] Sunlightl@fedia.io 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Slightly adjusted desktop background

Slightly adjusted desktop background of initial image. Jupiter over star field.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

I can practically hear the Cortex Command theme when it's portrayed like this

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 45 points 2 months ago

Jokes aside, damn thatssa a pretty planet

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 2 months ago

You're amazing

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 51 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider"

Kids say this to each other

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Thanks ! Never heard it before

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some of us went to Mars, to get candy bars.

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And I went to Venus, to get more...

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 4 points 2 months ago

fabulous !! you got more fabulous

[–] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Thanks. The rhyme doesn't really make sense though, right? Or am I missing something?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

College rhymes with knowledge.

Stupider rhymes with Jupiter.

You know it's a rhyme, so you got that part.

It's an insult chant school girls use against boys. There's nothing more to it than that.

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[–] abfarid@startrek.website 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Isn't that artificially colored?

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ya, but I rather think about it as an 'enhanced spectrum' image. The structures you see are all real and similarly coloured, it's just enhanced

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ahh, yes. Crank the saturation, crush the shadows, and blast the highlights.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jupiter's gonna have a bomb tinder profile now

[–] fayaz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 points 2 months ago
[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Almost all gas giant images are

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

The famous Jupiter one isn't.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah. Neptune's a dull grey.

[–] lemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not quite. It's based on real wavelenths detected, but they might've been arificially assigned colours (although I think the images this is based on sort of correspond to human perception). But the colours are massively adjusted and contrast increased way past the point I would consider reasonable.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

These images are mindblowing. Bring me back down to Earth? Do you have a favorite image with reasonable coloring and contrast?

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

There are jet winds circling around Jupiter westwards and ones that are circling the other way, which creates turbulence, and there are ginormous thunderstorms as well

[–] Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

the storms, and different chemical/compositions im guessing.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Mmnm I bet there's chocolate nugat and bipedal organisms in there

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

This is a really good question. I suspect the color in the image has been enhanced. I've been trying to find a scientific reason that the clouds could appear blue, but haven't found anything conclusive.

However, I did find a NASA page with raw images of Jupiter.

Here's a raw image:

Here's an image that's been color-enhanced:

It's not uncommon for space images to be color-enhanced. On the one hand, it may feel less authentic. On the other hand, the visible light levels in space may be insufficient for our expectations and uses anyway. Although I don't know the origin of the picture at the top of this page, I know that it's common practice for space photos to be enhanced. In fact they're often taken in non-visible spectrums and fully converted to something humans can see and comprehend. Ever see detailed, colorful photos of galaxies? They were probably taken in X-ray and colorized in processing. Cool as it would be, you wouldn't see those colors in real life.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The junocam page has raw shots from the actual device: https://www.msss.com/all_projects/junocam.php

Caption of another:

Multiple images taken with the JunoCam instrument on three separate orbits were combined to show all areas in daylight, enhanced color, and stereographic projection.

In other words, the images you see are heavily processed composites...

Dare I say, "AI enhanced," as they sometimes do use ML algorithms for astronomy. Though ones designed for scientific usefulness, of course, and mostly for pattern identification in bulk data AFAIK.

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[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I believe the image is from one of the poles, rather than the side view we usually see.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it, do you mind explaining?

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

It's a thing kids say to taunt each other, "girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter, to get more stupider".

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...or vice versa, usually depending on the taunter's gender.

Also, see xkcd 1202 and 2771

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Now I've got a hankering for pamplemousse 😄

[–] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Ah, got it, thank you!

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[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Stary night vibes

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

That looks like a lot of storms

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Definitely flat too

[–] betahack@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm no scientist, butt I believe that is an image of Jupiter's Uranus

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

I want to hang a picture of it in my house so when guests compliment me on it I can say "Oh you like it? Me too. It's a picture of Uranus"

[–] clot27@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Sexyy photo

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