Remember when you needed proof to say stuff and have people believe you? Nowadays you can say whatever the fuck you want with fake numbers and straight up lies and people will believe you if you have any kind of charisma or authority.
this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2025
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Nowadays? Isn't this exactly what Hitler did?
Yeah this isn't the first time ever
But this time it’s different because everyone has every chance to have full access to the information leading up and still chose pain. So there’s that.
Well they don’t have any charisma but perception differs, Right?
Hello boys.
Dom DeLuise with extra pepperoni
I came here to post this
Kristy needs to tell me who her drug dealer is, he has some good weird shit, apparently
Honestly?
She's the trolls queen, she's just can't be true.
she currentlys ups MTG and whos the looniest.
Sorry, I'm Italian and I don't know what that means.
Marjorie Taylor Green, horrible excuse for a human being, vile and hateful
kristi noem getting her brain warped from all that botox, and plastic surgery.
I’m betting the person injured themself to get off the plane. Maybe with their teeth. ICE was making fun of it, calling him a cannibal and dumbass Noem just believed it word for word.
She doesn’t seem like someone who gets jokes, even bad ones.
I'm betting this person is entirely fictional and created to paint the innocent people they're kidnapping off the street as deranged maniacs.
She does seem like the sort of person to make up racist lies.
Noem is no dumbass, but she plays a convincing one on TV.
Yes, let's talk about her stupid story instead of the concentration camp she just opened.
His name was Hannibal Lector.
Weird shit republicans say for a thousand, Alex.
The "late, great" Hannibal Lector.
Not a single bit of fact checking in the article.
Ah, looks like the old "eat yourself entirely, so you are invisible, then when the plane is on the return flight, you poo yourself back out again" trick.
Why are they eating the skinny guy? The big guy is far more nutritionally dense.
Pizza the Hut?
"They're eating the cats, they're eating themselves!"
Kristi, RFK Jr called. He wants his brain worm back.
Have you seen a man eating his own head?
Then you haven't seen everything. And neither have we.
For all we know he was bad at plotting his escape.
