this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2025
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But we include one less horny greeting card to increase the profit margin.

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[–] Des@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

for some reason i thought this was being sold at some USPS outlet store of like seized packages or something

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Is that not what's happening.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

FIVE bladed weapons?? are they all just knives?? it sounds like they're all knives

[–] Jew@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you get really lucky its just 5 of these

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'd be onboard if the "adult" part didn't necessarily mean horny time stuff. Like have one horny set and one horror set.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I bought an adult grab bag and it was just full of paperwork and depression?

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Could have gotten that at home

[–] witheyeandclaw@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago

I can finally stash some in the woods to pay it forward to future generations!

Be careful buying vintage porn in bulk, you don't wanna end up in a PeeWee Herman situation.

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] SterlingPooper@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, we made a box for the coolest guy ever, no big deal