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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Nusm@piefed.zip to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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This was the sign in the bathroom of our AirBnb rental. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to do all those things other than, when I'm having that tough BM, to never give up.

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[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

🎶Never gonna look down 🎶 Never gonna show up 🎵 Never gonna get up and hurt you 🎶

[–] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

LET'S GO!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Never give up anything. Forever. Go for world domination.

[–] melvisntnormal@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

wake up
get up
get out there

[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

never gonna...

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Look up (from bed)

Get up (from bed)

Show up (for external expectations)

Throw up (from the pressure of this vapid mantra chanting on loop in my head)

Yeah, that tracks. 🤔

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

John Pinette doesn't do ups...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THm52hq7LQE

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wake-up, Tee Grizzley

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

Make a mock up

Fuck up

Suck it up

Make up