That looks like 50 lbs of weed.
Could you imagine just leaving 40 lbs of weed in a closet like that?
I hope they contacted the authorities about that 30 lbs of weed.
The last thing anyone needs when renting is to be responsible for 20 lbs of weed.
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What weed?
Put the part about contacting the authorities about 20 lbs at the end, and you have the perfect joke.
10 pounds of weed? What 5 pounds of weed? There's no 3 pounds of weed here!
The sheer amount of it makes me think that tampering with it will get you in trouble with some bad people
Yeah, I wouldn't mess with the kind of people who own that much, or even let on that I'd seen it.
I guess it depends on where you're at? Those look like ounces not pounds, honestly not that much value even if they were pounds, especially if you're in a place where it's legal.
Maybe quarter pounds. Still tens of thousands of dollars in a legal state.
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Replace two of the bags with oregano and tip off the police. The police report x kg of weed seized instead of x-½ because they want to look good. Dealers believe all is accounted for and you have 2 whole 9 bars to enjoy at your leisure.
With homelessness exploding due to how the asset-owning Parasite Class is jacking rents into the stratosphere, why is any residential property vacant at this time?
Vacant residential properties should be taxed out the nose - well above any rent or price appreciation - until they are occupied by legitimate tenants.
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What would I do? Contemplate where the fuck I went so ethically wrong in my life that I became a landlord, that's what.
Are those all drugs? I thought they were just clothes in those vacuum pack space saver things until I saw the one with weed.
Edit: Oh I guess it's all weed, just some of the packaging isn't totally see through.
Me too, for a second there, I'm thinking, tidiest squatters ever!
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What am I looking at here? I'm guessing that's weed?
I’ll need a couple bags to test and make sure. Maybe 3-4 to get enough to determine 100%. I’ll get the results back to you in a couple of months.
I can only hope you're a dab hand at this. It's high time someone provided answers!
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NGL, my boy's lucky he didn't get shot, much less disappeared.
People don't shoot each other over 50lbs of weed like that. Heroin maybe. But at this level, you're acting more professional
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This reminded me of a story that happened when I was still in the Navy.
I was stationed in San Diego and I had a friend who had gotten out and became a sheriff's deputy, in a nearby city, and he offered to let me do a ride along with him for a the day.
There were a couple of things that happened that changed my opinion of him and cops in general (I am 99% ACAB now though).
Towards the end of the day, someone made a call that someone was smoking meth in a motel room. My friend was called in to assist the cop already there.
We got there and he had me stand back until he waved me in a few minutes later.
I walked up and the OP cop had, what looked like, two skater types sitting on the curb just outside their motel room. Still teenagers.
My friend said he needed me to help toss the room, looking for drugs while the other cop questioned them.
Going into the room, my friend asked the kids to do him a favor and just tell him where the drugs were. They told him it was behind one of the nightstand drawers.
Sure enough it was there (sandwich bag of pot), but my friend said we still needed to search, just in case there really was meth, or something else illegal.
While we searched, I could hear the cop question the kids. They were from a town over and just got paid. They both lived at home and just needed a place to smoke.
In the room was a new skate board deck, some Sonic, and an Xbox with some games. No meth. They were begging for them not to call their parents and I just thought these kids were fucked.
We finished searching and came out, my friend gave the pot to the other cop.
This part is what blew my mind.
My friend looks at the kids and says, "Let me guess. You were both smoking and some guy smelled the pot, knocked on your door and asked to have some and you told him to fuck off?"
At no point did the kids say anything about someone knocking on their door.
The kids looked flabbergasted and stammered, "How did you know?", to which my friend said that was who probably called in, saying someone was smoking meth.
They then took the handcuffs off and my friend then says, "Next time, don't answer the door."
The other cop then GIVES THEM THE POT BACK, and we all walk away.
I was sure those poor kids were fucked and I said as much. My friend then said, "I don't give a shit about pot. Kids don't break into Grandma's house and rob her so they can get money to buy pot.
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What do you do with so much weed if you can't sell it? There's some preservation method? Like weed jam or weed pickles?
Make weed butter and leave it in the freezer. Use it to make mind blowing edibles whenever you want. Keeps for about a year.
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That was gonna be my question. So how would you offload it before it goes bad?
Does weed go bad?
It gets dry and unpleasant to smoke, but the "quality" is actual drug doesn't really go bad or expire.
It can go moldy, though. Always check your weed with a UV light, especially if it’s not from a legal dispensary, you don’t wanna smoke mold.
I left some weed in the balcony for a month and then tried to smoke it and fucked up my throat and gave me the shittest high I ever had.
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That's not true. Weed is an organic matter and it decay.
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I thought the white ones were powder and I felt a lot less conflicted. but I see now that it looks lumpy, like more weed
I mean, you'll need to test one bag just to confirm what it is right?
In Canada that's what your grandma grows in her backyard.
I appreciate that it is at least mostly organized on the shelves. It adds a level of professionalism.
Idk dude that's tough. Less I'd 100% keep, but where I'm at this much weight probably belongs to a cartel or gang, and that sounds like it would be a pretty bad idea, I might have to report it (maybe just keep a little.)
If I know it's just some grow op of random dudes though (like, if they look like wooks), mine.
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