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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

15? I'm happy to see 2-3. I'm happy all day when I see a positive reply to my comment.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's a really open and insightful point

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You've made my day, thank you!

[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago
[–] trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ssshhh its \+ in markup 🤫

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Theres a guy I know who focuses on always getting high numbers. He's one of those startup weirdos.

Bragged that he got 100 likes with his new shirt.

Bragged that his photo of his smoothy got major engagement and was trending.

It seems exhausting to constantly perform like that.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think about that quite a lot when I'm watching some of my favourite channels on YouTube. Just how much they have to keep on having ideas, and how much time and effort goes in to that 15 minute video you've just watched.

I don't have the energy for that.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My wife handles my social media for my company and does exactly what you say. 2 days on a simple clip just to get a few engagements. I appreciate her efforts from the bottom of my heart, but I hardly think it's worth it. I'd rather her use that time and energy to do something that makes her happy.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Depending on what you're doing, mind, the ends can justify the means. My radio show is two hours on air each week. But to get to those two hours...

Log all the suggestions from listeners: 1 hour Download the songs: 1 hour Decide which songs to play: 2 hours Programme the running order: 1/2 hour Writing posts and general admin: 1/2 hour Editing the recorded show: 1/4 hour (if I haven't fucked anything up) Uploading to Mixcloud (inc. tagging, etc): 1/4 hour

So that's 5 1/2 hours without once hitting play in Mixxx.

And that doesn't include the hour my wife puts in to making each week's running order into a playlist on Apple and Spotify, and the artwork she makes for each episode.

I love doing my show, but yeah, a hell of a lot of work goes into those two hours.

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 144 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Dude I get pumped for even a few upvotes here, especially if it's something I'm enthusiastic about. That shit goes far with me 😊 I love you dorks

Awww we love you too!

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 17 points 2 days ago

I admit I was tempted to ironically downvote you...

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

You silly goose! We love you too.

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[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 80 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Every Monday night I do a radio show. Most weeks I get about 15 people listening, and have had to work really hard to stay at a place where I'm happy that it's as many as that.

Time is fleeting, we don't get back what we've used, so it blows my mind that 15 people choose to spend two hours of their week listening to my bullshit. Sure, I'd like it to be more, but I'll take what I can get.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Every week you have 15 people sitting in a circle hanging on your every word for two whole hours. And they keep coming back. That’s a lot of good friends, man! If they were there in person we’d all wonder if you were a cult leader.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 days ago

It isn't a cult, I just really like robes.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plug your shit man. I'll be number 16 at least once.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

OK!

Well, I'm live at https://stream.djdarren.site/ between 1900-2100 UK time every Monday, after which I upload it to Mixcloud.

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

what's your show about? I may give it a listen if it's a topic of interest to me :)

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Its theme based. At the end of every show I announce the theme for next week's, then the suggestions come pouring in via Mastodon.

Tonight's theme is covers, and I currently have 5 1/2 hours of suggestions to dig through.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Seems like a lot of suggestions for just 15 people... Sounds like you might have more listeners than you think.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, what @Notyou@sopuli.xyz said. I stream with Owncast, so can see how many are online. On average it's 15. But yeah, I seem to get around 30 listens per episode on Mixcloud during the weeks after.

This week's theme is cover versions, which everyone loves, so I've had an unusual number of suggestions. One guy dropped about 20 at me.

All in all it's a nice, manageable number for me. I'm very aware that if I had 1000 people throwing suggestions at me each week I'd feel like I was drowning and would almost certainly get scared away from it. While it's something I fit in around a full time job, that is.

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[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 137 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Two people told me the salad I was making at the grocery store salad bar looked good. I was like damn. I’m really good at making salads.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Don't knock yourself down! I'm sure your glitter is great too!

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[–] wpb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's not the same, likes cost nothing. Imagine going around and telling every poster you upvote "good comment, I like this".

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's a good comment. Genuinely I nodded reading it.

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

Solid comment, A++++, would read again.

[–] wpb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Thank you very much I like your comment too.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

15 likes doesn’t make you a loser, 1000 likes does

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[–] CaptainParabola@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Last week at work two different people walked by me at lunch and said “your sandwiches always look amazing” and I literally can’t shut up about that now.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tell me everything about your amazing sandwiches

[–] CaptainParabola@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (12 children)

On Sara Lee Artisano bread, in this order: Yellow mustard Two slices of oven roasted turkey breast One slice of cheese (baby Swiss or Gouda) Another slice of turkey Another slice of cheese Green or red leaf lettuce A thick slice of beefsteak tomato Onion Mayo

I pack the lettuce tomato and onion in a separate zip top bag and add them to the sandwich right before eating it. Makes all the difference.

I randomly made this the first time I actually took my lunch to work and at the first bite was like “FUCK that’s a good sandwich” and I’ve taken the exact same thing every day for weeks now.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

On Sara Lee Artisano bread,

Bruh what? I'm sure the sandwich is good, but a great sandwich begins and ends with the bread, and I just don't know that Sara Lee cuts it imo

I pack the lettuce tomato and onion in a separate zip top bag and add them to the sandwich right before eating it. Makes all the difference.

This is the real protip right here.

[–] CaptainParabola@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Certainly go with the bread you like, but the Artesano is #1 rated from America’s Test Kitchen for supermarket white bread. I use it because the loaf lasts me two weeks without going stale or moldy. I’d prefer fresh bread from the bakery or the farmers market but it just doesn’t last long enough to use the whole loaf.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 23 hours ago

I'll take bread baked by a local bakery over anything Sara Lee, 100% of the time.

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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 53 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Man here, I am still riding the following highs:

2 months ago, a cashier told me that my leather jacket was cool

~5 years ago, another cashier said she thought my outfit looked was nice

~7 years ago, a clerk at a deli told me that I had a nice voice

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 25 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I don't have to imagine. I'm sure almost 15 people have complimented my appearance over the course of my entire life.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

Look at Mr George Clooney over here

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If "social media" is telling you that, then stop seeing "social media". Only spend time with those that pump you up.

You are wonderful, just the way you are.

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