Man eats dubious street food—ends up blowing apart his GI tract

[+] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 49 points 3 months ago (4 children)

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[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 31 points 3 months ago

Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's what we get for having farms downstream from livestock. Now that we have fewer EPA regulations you'd best start scrubbing your veggies real well before eating (if you're American).

[–] clucose@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One should do this anyway. But god speed America.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

God is not going to help anyone, better people wake up instead of waiting for it.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Unhealthy salad? Ha! Pull the other one!

Seriously though, the amount of greens that I've seen recalled due to e. coli is crazy.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago

weightloss salad, secret incgredient, e.coli toxins.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

i had norovirus once, that was extremely unpleasant.

[–] digehode@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Arse technica

[–] pureness@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

sorry if I missed it what did they do lol?

[–] digehode@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nothing, just me making a bad pun. Arse as in butt.

[–] pureness@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Guilty ass charged

[–] cherry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 months ago

New fear unlocked

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh fuck, that can actually happen? 😨

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

explosive diarrhea can happen, also things like Intussusception when your intestines folds onto each other, like sleeve of a sweather(it can happen if you alot of parasites or a tumor). or your intestines gets so blocked you will be vomiting your own waste.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it can happen if you alot of parasites or a tumor

There seems to be a word missing there and I usually don't criticize for that kind of mistake, but in this case it seems REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT.

[–] AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Consume

[–] johsny@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Lick

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

the death metal bands have been trying to warn us for so long, just no one can understand what they're saying

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Beth makes the best stories.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OMG, that opening paragraph! 🤣

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2 points 3 months ago

It is a thing of beauty!

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

wild ass condition. i wasnt aware there was an opposite to explosive diarrhea thats objectively worse

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

another similar thing can happen, where your intestines gettin blocked, and you vomit out your own poop.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

Yikes that’s brutal. I got a gnarly worm from street meat in Beijing once and made me more cautious

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 4 points 3 months ago

I mean, this is probably my eventual fate. I have the mantra of “I’ll try anything twice”. It’s led me to some questionable, but so far outrageously fun, adventures in local cuisine.

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