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[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 80 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I almost forgot this whole time it was just a 'special operation' 🤦

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

3 days max, lol.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago
[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep... 350,000 people have died in a police action.

Not-war never-not changes.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yep... 350,000 people have died in a police action.

I can practically smell Republicans' collective boner

[–] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago

My thoughts exactly

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Dilemma: declare war or just keep the state-sponsored terrorism going and pretend to be a civilized country?