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Knowing German can give you a competitive edge with employers and even boost your salary prospects.
Wo mein geld?
This article seems to be targeted at brits but nevertheless, learning languages is good for many reasons. It's also fun as long as it's not something that happens under pressure.
Wo mein geld?
Well, missing pronoun, ignoring capitalization.... actually you owe us 10€. Haha! Nobody expects the German inquisition!
Scheiße :(
Wo Geld
missing pronoun
It's missing the verb and I'm not sure which pronoun you're missing.
Grammatically correct would be "Wo ist mein Geld?" The "mein" is The missing pronoun.
But the "mein" is there and I wouldn't call it a pronoun in this case. If it's used before a noun like in "mein Geld" then it's just a possessive determiner.
Wo mein geld?
Was letzte Preis?
1 euro gib oder nimm
Ich schick mein Kuseng der holt das ab der ist dumm.
Super, heute abend möglich meierstraße 123
doesn't pick up and never answers again
Sorry, die Oma der Tante meines Kusengs ist beim Angeln auf einem Aal ausgerutscht und er musste Sie ins Krankenhaus fahren.
Edit: honestly I don't know how to answer this in german, haven't learned how to express my condolences.
German and English both belong to the Germanic language family and have a shared history. This means that there are many “cognates” (words that are historically related and therefore similar). These are often easy to guess for English speakers, particularly once you are familiar with some of the patterns.
However, my experience of teaching German at British universities has shown me that German is much more accessible to English speakers than some might think.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisian_languages
The Frisian languages are the closest living language group to the Anglic languages; the two groups make up the Anglo-Frisian languages group and together with the Low German dialects these form the North Sea Germanic languages.
I bet West Frisian's easier!
EDIT:
Has anyone really learned Frisian because it was the closest to english?
Not exactly what you're asking for, but actor/comedian Eddie Izzard, who had studied Old English, decided to find out whether Old English and Frisian were as close as linguists said they were. He went to an area where Frisian was spoken and tried to negotiate the purchase of a brown cow, speaking Old English to a farmer who spoke only Frisian. Here's the video; it's pretty entertaining if you're into languages.
as someone who only speaks German and English, this is fucking hilarious.
Thanks for that video. It was fun!
As someone learning German right now, I guess it's hard to argue with relative terms but I find the German language to be built with a ton of traps and abnormalities for seemingly no explicable reason.
For instance we conjugate every verb but we maintain the subject, unlike in Spanish where we would conjugate and drop the subject. I don't see any reason why we would do that except to make the language less efficient and more obtuse.
That being said, it hasn't been too hard and I agree with the general sentiment that learning any language is a good hobby to have so I don't want to discourage anyone.
Don't worry about the formalities too much. Read lots of German, listen to lots of German, try to find people to speak German with, and it'll come to you naturally. Especially don't try to be too perfect. Spoken German is way more lax than the rules for written German. High German, as it is written and taught, barely exists out there as a spoken language in its pure form. The German language area has a plethora of different regional dialects, which will sneak into the spoken German of even the most fervent formal high German speaker.
I recommend Sachgeschichten from "Sendung mit der Maus". It's a kids show that explanes the world and how stuff is made. The advantage here is that you can see what is happening while it's being explaned in simple vocabulary. Also it's really interesting.
Oh yes, definitely. Die Sendung mit der Maus is a national treasure.
Oh! Vielen Dank! This is exactly the kind of content I'm looking for.
Much appreciated. I'll do my best! I want to be here for life, so I need to learn.
From my German perspective I often think the same about time forms in other languages. For conversations you can for the most part get by knowing the present tense and the "Perfekt" past tense. The other forms are important to know down the line but in day to day German those are the one's you'll hear the most. And then there's English. Simple Present, Present Progressive, Simple Past, Past Progressive, Present Perfect, Present Perfect Progressive, Past Perfect, Past Perfect Progressive, Will-Future, Going to-Future, Future Progressive, Future Perfect, Future Perfect Progressive. And apart from maybe 3 or 4 they're all in daily use.
This is definitely something that has left me confused. My past comments have been replied to with the explanation that written German is so precise but verbal German, because of the lack of precise tenses, often leaves me having to make assumptions. I chalk it up to my elementary understanding of German, but you explaining the difference a bit helped me pin point what I mean.
The irony is not lost on me, in this current timeline...
I never tried to learn German but if you spend some time in Germany, you just start to make sense of the words after a bit because it's so close to English. If it weren't for all the damn Germans trying to practice their English on me, I'd probably have gotten reasonably fluent in a couple months.
German has the cool feature of just cramming a bunch of words together to make a new word. That's about the only thing I know about it as someone who's just interested in language as a concept.
For people interested in language who speak English, I will recommend this book, which kinda blew my mind explaining why my native tongue is so stupid for good reasons:
It's really not that different.
German: Dampfschiffkapitän
English: steam boat captain
German, if compound words worked like in English: Dampf Schiff Kapitän
English, if compound words worked like in German: steamboatcaptain
As a German, I have to say learning the grammar is pretty fucking hard. Especially the four cases. It took me years to get it right with few mistakes and I am a native. Sure compared to some Slavic languages, Hungarian, Gaelic and Chinese languages it isn't that bad. However it is a lot harder than English, Dutch or Romance languages.
English isn't that easy to learn either. Actually I just spent the first year crying because of how irregular the spelling was and I didn't get a basic grasp until I was about four.
I think it was hard because we had to learn all that abstract advanced stuff (Plusquamperfekt Futur II Temporaladverbial Reflexivpronomen, all that shit) that you'll probably not learn in a language course for non-native speakers and that you don't need to know to speak the language in normal life.
Unfortunately, language learning in schools seems to be firmly in the hands of theoretical literature people. Of course, knowing the formal rules of a language helps with speaking it, and knowing the fancy scientific names for some linguistic constructs might even be entertaining to some, but in order to understand and speak a language, its understanding needs to be on a more personal and intuitive level you can only develop through frequent use of that language.
Still, it is super hard to get basic Deklination right. Of course people will understand you, but they will immediately notice you are a foreigner even when you speak without accent.
If you aim for a high proficiency level like C1 then yes you eventually learn all the "advanced" grammar. Especially the tense system in German isn't even that advanced compared to basically any Romance language or the English tense-aspect system.
Counterpoint: Three genders.
Many languages do, German is not special
And four cases.
Ukrainian has six, Croatian has seven, Hungarian has 727266278384982*10^100
Only on paper. In practice, the genitive is virtually extinct, much to the despair of a few grossly overrated zealots.
Der Dativ ist dem Genitiv sein Tod.
Genitiv ins Wasser weil es Dativ ist.
Er wird tatsächlich oft durch den Dativ ersetzt, besonders umgangssprachlich, aber "fast ausgestorben" ist maßlos übertrieben.