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submitted 2 weeks ago by negativenull@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] danciestlobster@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 weeks ago

I sooooo wish this were true. Quality protest strategy

[–] BubblyRomeo@kbin.earth 9 points 2 weeks ago

LMFAO!

[–] griff@lemmings.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey THEY’RE COMPLETELY RECYCLABLE!!!

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The guests? I should hope so

[–] griff@lemmings.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Compost is beautiful

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's the shit

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I fucking bought it right up to the end.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ain't that courteous of him? I hope I can buy one off Ebay as an heirloom!

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

That was so generous of Bezos to invite Amazon-contracted delivery drivers to his wedding.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it like flying first class where the richer people get glass instead of plastic?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

On the warehouse floor it’s plastic bottles. At the bezos wedding they piss in crystal champagne flutes.

Shame P Diddy couldn’t make it.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Two Billionaires Thousands Of Piss Bottles > Two Girls One Cup

[–] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

He's clearly letting his guests know that they mean as much to him as his employees.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

This one got an actual chuckle under my breath.